The setting up of Rs 3 billion worth 100 Luxury Flats for our representatives is a foregone decision. Nobody, not even the self styled custodians of Pakistan like Choudry Nisar will be able to stop it, what to speak of meddlesome media and nonentities like people of Pakistan. Instead, in this land of sycophancy why not suggest to improve this project further. So, first of all, I would very respectfully like to correct the worthy Prime Minister that living with family is an arduous duty which is sad fate of us humbles. And luxury means “LUXURY”! It certainly does not mean having to live with a rustic 120 kg sulking and nagging wife and weeping and wailing kids in a plush apartment. I therefore suggest that beyond the planned servants' quarters there ought to be a street (well, even if it is not planned, it will eventually crop up, such is “fertility” of our land) which should also be connected to the “Luxury Lodges” via a “tunnel”. This street is necessary to compliment the Glorious Mughal Tradition. The reverend Peer of Multan must be aware that such a street in Multan is called Haram Gate, and in Lahore, it is situated behind the Fort, called Sha….., oh, never mind the name!
With setting up of this street, the “codal formalities” for declaring our country the People’s Mughal Republic of Pakistan will be complete.
Lastly, it is my humble suggestion that the opening ceremony of the street ought to done by none other than the ultimate expert and connoisseur in “Luxury”, His Excellency the Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Burlusconi.
You've terribly insulted our middle eastern friends... The Sheiks of UAE & KSA by naming Burlusconi here...
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